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happy weekend everyone! here’s sweet for you as you came along to dropby!


i’m in chaos hubhub is on a week vacation and i’m quiet busy because i cant do all the chores with out his help so why not take the chance. heres just a quick post and i leave you this short story for a giggly weekend hihih…

Why Women Lie


One day, while a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?” The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water, and she needed the thimble to make her living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble. “Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, “No.” The Lord again went down and came up with a wooden thimble.”Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, “No.” The Lord went down again and came up with a silver thimble. “Is this your thimble?” the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, “Yes.”

The Lord was pleased with the woman’s honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river. When she cried out, The Lord again appeared and asked her, Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my husband has! fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. “Is this your husband?” the Lord asked. “Yes,” cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”

The seamstress replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said ‘no’ to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said ‘no’ to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three. Lord, I’m a poor woman and can not take care of three husbands, so THAT’S why I said yes to Mel Gibson.”

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  1. 15 Comment(s)

  2. By dangkin on Jan 26, 2007 | Reply

    gummy sweet & sour!! penge!!

    hmmm..makes me wonder, does your loveydovey looks like any one of them?

    enjoy your weekend!

  3. By cess on Jan 27, 2007 | Reply

    uy sarap ng candy!

    nakakatuwa ang story na yan!

  4. By iskoo on Jan 27, 2007 | Reply

    gusto ko rin kenti, penge!

  5. By nona on Jan 27, 2007 | Reply

    funny story! hahaha….

    sweet for sweet, sugar for my honey…lalala!

  6. By Wendy on Jan 27, 2007 | Reply

    Jelly candy pa yung mga nasa plate? Sarap naman!

    Why Women Lie… o ‘di ba, may point siya *wink*

    Happy weekend Mama Juana… mwah!

  7. By mmy-lei on Jan 27, 2007 | Reply

    uy peborit ko rin yang gummy candies!

    One time bili ako nyan sa mall tapos si fafa pinagtatawanan ako at sabi siraulo daw akong kumakain ng goma, nung matikman, d na binigay sa akin ang gummy candies ko, sarap daw! hehehe, wala lang!

  8. By malaya on Jan 28, 2007 | Reply

    okei ang story ah…
    ako kaya, anong isasagot ko?
    “Take it..take it!”
    hehehe joke lang.

  9. By Juana on Jan 28, 2007 | Reply

    dangkin, hahah yung not one of them yung plate siguro kalbo!

  10. By Juana on Jan 28, 2007 | Reply

    cess, oo nga eh hirap talaga mag alaga ng isang hub 3 pa kaya hehe

  11. By Juana on Jan 28, 2007 | Reply

    iskoo, sige kuha lang ng kuha!

  12. By Juana on Jan 28, 2007 | Reply

    nona, mas masarap yung inihanda mo yuhaw chocos!

  13. By Juana on Jan 28, 2007 | Reply

    wendy, yap coated with sugar. heheh kaya lang pinagpalit niya hub niya kay mel gibson hehe

  14. By Juana on Jan 28, 2007 | Reply

    mmy-lei, oo masrap pero ingat sa sakit ng ngipin hehe

  15. By Juana on Jan 28, 2007 | Reply

    malaya, hahah lolit tulis ba yan! lying statement hehe…

  16. By maiylah on Jan 30, 2007 | Reply

    ang cute naman!
    hahaha … ok yung story!

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