for my love ones
thanks for being there always for me!
Marriage Proverbs
nice to share this forwarded email to all those june brides and grooms heheh..
Marriage Proverbs
Marriage Proverbs for those thinking of ‘tying the knot.’ . . .
1. Marriages are made in heaven - but so are thunder and lightning.
2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
3. Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least 100 grand!
4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.
6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one - the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and is a good cook - but the law allows only one wife.
9. Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and a considerate lover - but again, the law allows only one husband.
10. Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.
For U
tomorrow is ascension day. i want to share this poems to all of you…
The U in JesUs
Before U were thought of or time had begun,
God even stuck U in the name of His Son.
And each time U pray, you’ll see it’s true,
You can’t spell out JesUs and not include U.
You’re a pretty big part of His wonderful name.
For
U, He was born; that’s why He came.
And His great love for U is the reason He died.
It even takes U to spell crUcified.
Isn’t it thrilling and splendidly grand,
He rose from the dead with
U in His plan.
The stones split away, the gold trUmpet blew,
And even the word resUrrection is spelled with a U.
When Jes
Us left earth during His upward ascension,
He felt there was one thing He just had to mention,
“Go into the world and tell them it’s true,
That I love them all — Just like I Love U.”
There are so many people just like
U.
Don’t they have a right to know JesUs too?
It all depends now on what U will do;
He’d like them to know, but it all starts with U!
For
He rose from the dead with
PHOTO FRIDAY: futuristic
futuristic green glass house
Philosophy of Housecleaning
thursday na naman, tuwing ganitong araw ay aking housecleaning time ano kaya aking uunahin? magamitan nga ng Philosophy of Housecleaning (thanks ‘WIT and WISDOM) nang ito’y mabilis kong matapos.
1. I don’t do windows because… I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. (I am compassionate.)
2. I don’t wax floors because… I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I’ll feel terrible and they may sue me. (I am careful and poor.)
3. I don’t mind the dust bunnies because… they are very good company. I have named some of them, and they agree with everything I say. (I am imaginative.)
4. I don’t disturb cobwebs because… I want every creature to have a home of their own and my family loves spiders. (I am kind.)
5. I don’t Spring Clean because… I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous. (I am fair-minded.)
6. I don’t plant a garden because… I don’t want to get in God’s way, He is an excellent designer. (I am courteous.)
7. I don’t put things away because… my family will never be able to find them again. (I am considerate.)
8. I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because… I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over to dinner.
9. I don’t iron because… I choose to believe them when they say “permanent press”. (I am trusting.)
10. I don’t stress much on anything because… “A-Type Personalities” die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty old woman!!!
