Stopover

linggo, family day schedule para bisitahin namin ang aking mga inlaws. teka, lagot! nakalimutan kong bumili ng flowers para sa aking mother-in-law. close pa naman lahat ng shop ngayon dahil linggo. sa flower shop kaya? past 1pm na close na rin hanggang 12noon lang sila. isep-isep… tama! may madadaanan kaming flower garden nagtitinda sila dun at self service pa! pag ika’y bumili ikaw nang bahalang pumitas ng mga gusto mo. kaya eto aking mga napitas. sayang wala silang mga roses pero meron silang sunflowers ang favorite ni mader inlaw. mga iba pang larawan

Funny Things to Do in an Elevator!
by: Ross

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”

3. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

4. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”

5. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upsidedown.

6. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call youo General.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the saft go “plink” at the bottom.

9. Do Tai Chi exercises.

10. Frown and mutter “gotta go, gotta go” then sigh and say “ooops!”

Hay naku, ang mga tao nga naman kung magtsismis uuod ang lumalabas sa bunganga! Ngayon ko lang nalaman ka la lalaki mong tao tsismoso ka! Hoy! alam ko epekto yan ng pagtanda mo at pagkawalang silbi mo na dito sa mundo! Ikaw dito pinakamatanda pero anong ginagawa mo kundi paninira! Wala ka na bang mabuting magawa sa loob ng iyong nasasandaling buhay! Dapat mag ayos-ayos ka naman na sana kasi mangilan -ngilan na lamang ang iyong ihihinga sa mundong ibabaw! Gumawa ka naman ng mabuti at nang pag humaharap ka na kay San Pedro bigyan ka ng pagkakataon na papasukin. Sa thema mong yan buhay ka pa sinusunog na ang kaluluwa mo! Sobra ka na pero di kita papatulan lahat ng narinig ko lalabas sa kabilang tenga ko. Bakit ko yan didibdibin, kaya dito ko na lang isusulat ang lahat ng sama ng loob ko sa iyo. Kung ang rason mo ang utang na loob. Punyetang utang na loob yan. Kung tumulong ka dapat galing sa puso at lubos na lubos. kunwari lang pala ang iyong mga pinapakita sa harap namin. Isang kang plastik na tabo na ginagamit lang sa kubeta! dun ka nababagay.Porke ba may utang na loob kami sayo, magagawa mo na lang ba basta -basta ang gusto mo! Sino ka ba? Isang Diyos? Ang Panginoon nga na pinagkakautangan natin ng sarili nating buhay walang demands na hinihingi sa atin. Ikaw pa kaya? Alam ko di ko mababayaran pa ng salapi (dahil mukhang pera ka) ang utang na loob na yan pero hindi naman iisa ang araw. Kailangan ko ba pang ipakalandakan na kasali ka sa aming mga dasal upang mailigtas ka man lang sa impyerno. Pero ngayon ipapaubaya na kita kasi dun talaga destinasyon mo. So paano pag nandyan na si kamatayan wala akong masabi kundi paaalam! At may you rest in peace…

Felt better now accompanied by this song

checking my email this morning, spams… spams… unread message from chikka… spams… spams… and this forwarded email:

The Guys’ Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys’ side of the story.
We always hear “ the rules“
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered “1″

ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine… Really .

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh

sa lahat ng mga bumati sa kaarawan ng aking kabiyak maraming maraming salamat. kaya pagdamutan niyo na ang aking na isantabi para sa inyo.